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Year 1998 - When Tun Dr. Mahathir was the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
One day in the middle of the economic crisis, Prime Minister Tun (then Datuk Seri) Dr Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighbouring country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, "I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country."Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysian Bomohs are also able to do so, and he went on to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr Mahathir that there were 2 things that he must do.
Bomoh : Step 1 - You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr Mahathir : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'.You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr Mahathir : What!? Why him?
Bomoh : Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr Mahathir : But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh Datuk Seri... look at your name, MAHATHIR, which stands for 'Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly'.
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Year 2008 - When Tun Dr. Mahathir was the EX-Prime Minister of Malaysia.
One day in the middle of the PakLah / UMNO / BN political crisis, Tun Dr Mahathir went on the see the same Bomoh he met some 10 years ago. After consultation sessions, the bomoh told Tun Mahathir that there was only 1 thing that he must do.
Bomoh : You must get rid of PAKLAH.
Tun Mahathir : How is that possible? He is the current Prime Minister. This is the most difficult thing to do, he is the 'numero uno' in this country.
Bomoh : Aiyoh Tun... look at your name, MAHATHIR, which stands for...
M - Must
A - Always
H - Hantam
A - Abdullah
T - Till
H - He
I - Is
R - Removed
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