Dfference between wife & girlfriend

Lesson: Choose a TV

1. Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

2. At home you watch your TV, but when you go out, you bring your HP.

3. When you have no money, you sell your TV. When you have extra money you change your HP.

4. Sometimes you enjoy watching TV, but most of the time you play around with your HP.

5. TV is free for life but HP, if you do not pay, the services will be terminated.

6. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

7. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

8. Most Important, TV has a remote. HP doesn't have any.

9. Last but not least TV does not have any virus, but HP yes especially when you turn-on the Bluetooth device. Once the virus executes, your HP will be "dead".