President of the United States of America, Mr. George Bush is sat in the oval office in the famous White House one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his generals. The door opens, an aide walks in.
"Bad news I'm afraid, Mr. President. We have just had word that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq", the aide reported.
"Are you sure, officer?", asked Bush in great shock.
"Absolutely Mr. President, the reports have been verified.", the aide firmly answered.
All of a sudden, President Bush drops to his knees and puts his face in his hands, and starts sobbing with grief. It was absolutely inconsolable. The President seems to have taken the news incredibly badly. All that the assembled generals can hear from the president is a mumbled "Oh my god... oh my god..., I can't believe this... "
Eventually, President Bush looks up to his Deputy, Mr. Dick Cheney through teary eyes from where he is kneeling and asks, "Exactly... can you tell me how many is a brazillion, Dick?"
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