John & His Boss

Lesson : Give your staff proper advises

John is an office boy, a married man at the age of 36. He works for an engineering company in the city. One day, he calls in to work, engaging to his boss and says,

"Good morning boss, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick."

His boss replies, "Whats wrong with you?"

John says, "I got a headache, a stomachache and my legs hurt. I won't be able to come to work."

The boss says, "You know John, actually I really need you today to run errands for me. Anyway, let me give you my personal health advise. When I feel sick like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

"Thanks Boss", John says and subsequently hangs up.

Two hours later John calls again, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great. I will be at work soon"

His boss replies, "See? I told you it would work"

Before John hangs up, he says, "Thank you boss. By the way, you got a nice house."